To my guests

Today I got notified that – yet again – someone registered on my blog. While I feel honored, I am not quite sure what to say about registrations that happen on a blog that has been dormant for two years now. Plus, all of the registrations come from Poland, which, even though I have the utmost respect for Poland and loved every time I had the good fortune to visit, is a bit irritating.

So, you are indeed out there and are not some spambot in training, and if you indeed registered out of genuine interest in some of my postings, please feel free to contact me by leaving a comment, I will be happy to reactivate your account. Until then, thanks, but no :)

The Missing Percentage

There has been much huffhuff about Romney`s money, his time at Bain capital and his taxes.

The scandalous thing is not, as John Steward pointed out, that government seems to be better at picking winners (8% vs. 22%) while investing – yes, 22% of the companys Bain invested in went bancrupt within eight years, vs. 8% of companies the White House invested in.

The scandal doesn’t lie in the fact that Bain fed itself from only a fraction of its high-risk investments, and that even 40% of those companies that led to stellar profits went bancrupt later. I can only assume that the higher rate of bancrupcies of companies that provided profits is part of the business model, i.e. they went broke precisely because they had to pay such large sums to their investors.

This seems to be the norm in this type of business environment, its just what these people do, because thats what they get paid for: Generating the highest return on investment for their investors. It is the whole branch of companies that work this way.

And of course maximising your gains while minimizing your losses naturally leads to a tax rate that would make any office worker blush. Again, a logical outcome of a system that enables the rich to evade those taxes normal mortals suffer – no acandal here, same happens in Russia, China and Saudi Arabia, amongst others.

So no, Romney just did what all venture capitalists do, because it is their job, because someone else will do it if they don’t, because money doesn’t stink, because hey, they had it coming.

And if you don’t like them, don’t vote for them.

The astonishing thing, and a disgrace to a nation that taught Germany democracy and the value of every single human being, is not the candidate with the sexapeal of a knife and the emotionality of a politburo veteran, its the sheer number of attempted or succesfull voter fraud that in sum cannot be said to be simple incompetence after 200 years of voting. In sum, they smack of a big, if uncoordindated, campaign.And even though the big media seems to pick this up slowly, nothing is going to change. Because all of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.

All in combination that one candidate is actually allowed to own companies that produce election machines. Machines, of course, that have been proved to be fallible and open to manipulation of all kinds of sorts. Makes it kinda easy.

I am not an American. I have been there several times, and I hope to maybe live there one day, because the US is a great country. The World, Europe, and Germany in particular owe the US so much. But since they set the standards by which we measure ourselves and others for so long, and since any change of power in the White House does have worldwide repercussions, I think I am entitled to make these remarks. Because we all profit from a democratic USA, but especially those of us who are not successful venture capitalists.

Idea for a video game

Somewhere around yet again a long session of reading somewhere around at Tropes I came up with a neat and nice idea for a video game mechanic, that I would like to share and maybe see in a game some day. Unless, of course, its already been done, and I may simply have missed it. I don’t find the time to read all of Penny Arcade, or even TGSA, these days (did you know Blastwave moved?).

But here’s the idea: Instead of having the hero gaining equipment and strength and skills and guns as he progresses through the game, untill he finally encounters a Boss whilst carrying the whole TO/E of a small infantry brigade with him, invert the mechanics and fit them more to the plot of a novel: From being perfectly healthy and well-equipped, the hero slowly depletes his ressources. Sure, there might be the opportunity to restock, but basically the question is wether you can husband the limited ressources you own to solve even the final problems.

This mechanism also would “outsource” the learning curve to the player: He gets more adept at handling the problems the game throws at him by progressing through the game, not because the game arbitrarily decides that he will have more options now because his character has now completed 20 miles of runnning straight or has killed the evil witch.

Plus, arriving at the castle gates of the last enemy with only 50% of speed, dexterity and capability to jump left, being deaf on one ear, having no climbing gear left and only a second-rate gun captured from some enemy with three clips of ammo would not only seem more realistic, it would also create more anxiety and tension than the maxed-out shielded hero smashing the gate with three powerups, the magical monstergun while being at 200% health.

So here is the challenge, game designers: All while you design the game surroundings to become more realistic day by day,  why stop at the hero? Make his BFG jam, punch him in the face.

I’d be the first buyer.

HC SVNT DRACONES

Leon Elijah, *31.3.2010
Leon Elijah, *31.3.2010

… sometimes the world moves quicker than our thoughts. On March 31st our son Leon Elijah was born. The past two weeks have been exiting, exhausting, and amazing. Even attempting to describe how many things the arrival of our little one changed my and our lives would require a small book, and I wont even attempt to tell how happy just looking at him makes me. He is quite simple the best thing that ever happened to me.

So expect some delays in the database world, since yours truly has embarked on a bewildering journey that most of us have only seen with wide innocent eyes from the other side of the boat. I shall attempt, however, not to exclusively babytalk from now on.

New arrivals and new concepts

Although I only know of one person actually reading this blog (Hello, Sebastian!) , I thought I’d keep everyone else informed too, instead of sending an email. My new job provided me with some excellent insights into conceptual work and the requirements of precise and thorough briefings, and thus I’ve started to create wireframes  for all the forms the database will need. Even leaving out doublettes, i.e. forms that will pop up at different parts of the website or will basically look similar, I still will have finished roughly 30 screenshots soon. Additionally I have a new paper with a full catalogue of user cases, which in turn should provide me with enough material to re-phrase the data model. Last step would be reviewing the current model of the database, after whcih I would probably have to take the whole thing professional.

In related news, work on this blog will remain even sloppier than before, since we’re expecting a baby soon and I’ll probably be more busy with him than anything else. maybe after some serious reorganisation in my life I might be able to pursue this project further, but from now on meeting the little man is the first priority, and I’ll keep you updated about that, too :)